A Delicious Thick Double ‘Cre&m’ (made from coconuts!)

Yes, we know that coconuts are not local (but factory-farmed dairy milk that is in most creams is not ethical). The Coconut Collab’s double cre&m is made from coconuts guaranteed not to be harvested by monkey slaves (sent up trees to retrieve them) and tastes just like double dairy cream. Really!

So don’t worry if you’re not a huge fan of coconut taste, as this isn’t any! Dollop this on your organic strawberries at Wimbledon fortnight, or use it on your cakes and bakes. Find it in stores everywhere.

It’s even good in coffee!

Try it in simple recipes for Eton mess or vegan scones (keep fresh dough away from children and pets). Ideal for an afternoon tea!

Genuine Reviews

The absolutely best non-dairy cream. Every bit as nice, and a perfect substitute for dairy cream. Stunning in coffee, or whipped for desserts.

Sweet but not too sweet, pure heaven on strawberries.

But Should We Not Be Supporting Local Farmers?

Yes, of course we should. But in a land of 60 million people, there is not enough land for everyone to eat free-range dairy, meat etc. So if you do eat dairy products, find organic free-range versions.

Google AI (eek!, but it’s quite accurate normally) says that based on the amount of free-range organic land we have in England for dairy cows (around 144,000 hectares) this could only feed 60,000 to 120,000 people on a dairy-rich diet.

So that means the rest of the dairy is coming from factory farms, something nobody wants. So try some plant-based creams if you like (they are just as delicious). And cholesterol-free, your heart will love you all the more!