Herbie’s Law (switch donations to humane medical research)

Herbie's law animal free research

Herbie’s Law is an ongoing campaign presently going through Parliament, aiming to replace medical research with humane alternatives. Ruth Jones MP has tabled an Early Day Motion on behalf of Animal Free Research UK, inspired by a similar process happening in The Netherlands.

The campaign is named in honour of a beagle who was bred for the lab. He was one of the lucky ones, his grey chin hairs showing that apart from the tell-tale tattoo on his ear, he managed to escape, and ended up in a loving home (with the charity’s CEO).

Over 92% of drugs that show promise in animal tests, fail in clinical trials. Switching to humane methods of research is not just kinder, but more accurate.

Read this blog post by Kitty Block (president of Humane World for Animals), asking why animal research is still going on, despite humane medical research being far more accurate, kinder, quicker and cheaper.

Why Humane Research is More Accurate

Along with donating human bodies to medical research, humane medical research is not just kinder (no animals used) but also quicker, cheaper and more effective. If all donations from the main animal-testing charities were switched, we’d soon find cures for dementia, cancer, Parkinson’s, MS and motor neurone disease.

A London team used lung-on-chip models to test treatment for aggressive lung cancer, and rather than taking years (testing on mice), the chip tests took months, and researchers watched in real time, as cancer cells reacted to therapy. Side effects showed up quickly, so they could adjust formulas on the spot.

In this day of AI and computer technology, using real live suffering animals (which don’t share our DNA  – just a tiny difference means tests don’t work – we share a lot of our DNA with bananas, but nobody is testing on them), it makes sense to ditch animal tests and use modern effective methods.

AI (not for poets, but good for humane research)

AI is modern, quick, affordable and mostly accurate, so it’s a boon for humane research. For instance, a recent Oxford project scanned thousands of drug compounds, to compare against real patient data. It ‘learned’ (by matching genetics, brain scans and blood tests) what worked for early-stage Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s patients, then ran virtual experiments, to flag three promising drugs.

In the US, the charity Beagle Freedom Project adopts ex-vivisection dogs to new homes. You can find on YouTube heart-warming videos of volunteers removing their ‘numbers’ and giving the dogs names. On release, the dogs are hesitant. And within minutes, are are running around with fellow dogs, smiling and sniffing grass for the first time!

A recent comparison found:

  • One year of rat testing for a single drug can cost up to £1.4 million.
  • A full organ‑on‑chip set‑up to test the same drug costs about £300,000.
  • Digital simulations are even cheaper, sometimes running for less than £100,000 per study.

Different Types of Humane Research

  • Organ-on-Chip (these are human cells from hearts, lungs, kidneys or skin that are inserted into tiny chips to create mini versions of real organs, and can find issues in drugs, that animal tests miss (like how asthma drugs affect human lungs).
  • In-vitro studies put real human cells in dishes, and expose them to drugs or sickness, for early-stage safety testing, to rule out risky compounds. Countless lives have been saved with this method.
  • 3D bioprinting build tiny tumours by layer, from living human cancer cells, then screen them for breast and brain cancer research.
  • 3D cell cultures mimic real tissues to study healing, scarring and toxic side effects, to help fine-tune diseases and catch harmful reactions.

Support Humane Research Charities

There are a few humane research charities to support in England, but they fund boffins to do research (not TV  ads) so you have to visit the websites to donate or help, as you won’t get heart-tugging ads, like the big animal-testing charities that spend millions on marketing and lobbying government.

You can always donate anonymously to your favourite small charities, using Charities Aid Foundation. Add Gift Aid if you’re a UK taxpayer.

easyfundraising is a great way to raise money, as it donates money to your favourite causes, from items you already buy. Just sign up, and if you shop at one of the 6000 brands (from local zero waste shops and indie brands to Amazon and Argos), you donate simply from buying train tickets to laptops to insurance.

Retailers pays a set fee or percentage, depending on their policy. Donations are sent to charities each quarter, and the service does not affect loyalty points.

Don’t Be Emotionally Blackmailed

This is the biggie. Because the second you decide to switch donations to humane medical research charities, the charities and nearly everyone else, will accuse you of ‘not caring about cancer patients’ or the often quoted ‘you care more about animals than humans’.

Actually, caring about humans should be about donating to charities that are using accurate methods, so this would also be donating to humane medical research. It’s a win-win.

If someone asks you to donate to an animal-testing charity, there’s no need to get into an argument. Just politely reply:

‘Thank you, but I have researched charities that test on animals, and now choose to donate to humane medical research’.

Animal welfare campaigner Karen Dawn once wrote how people would suggest that people who care about animals, ‘don’t care about humans’. Her answer was simple: compassion is compassion.

It’s not like a pie. If you have compassion towards animals, it’s likely you have just as much compassion for humans, as you’re likely a kind loving person. ‘Giving kindness’ to animals, does not mean that you then have to ‘take away’ kindness to humans’.

When George Ansell (who founded a US organisation similar to the RSPCA) was once asked why he spent time being concerned about animals, when there was so much cruelty to humans. His answer was again simple. He replied ‘I am working at the roots’.

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